flowersilk:

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

fluidpuck:

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

thebootydiaries:

Let’s make a pact. If you’re 30 and I’m 33 and we’re both still unmarried, we’ll meet again and I will download minecraft on your PC cause my mom said I’m not allowed on mine becau

jumex:

*pulls up to mcdonalds drive thru* hey…..it’s me again